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2003 Cucurbita Oscars
The Oscar nominations are now in. Take a look at this year's candidates.
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Orange, Shiny Cucurbitas Are Really
My Big Fat Greek Pumpkin When Toula Portokalos decides she no longer
wants to grow regular Jack O'Lanterns and turns to giant pumpkin growing.
She falls in love with a genetic seed that is not Greek. She must find a
way to reconcile her choices with her pumpkin associations's expectations.
Gangs of New York In mid-nineteenth century New York, gangs of Irish
pumpkin growers face off against bands of local anti-pumpkin growing citizens
in a bloody turf war. The film tells the story of a young man seeking revenge
against the powerful gang leader who vandalized his pumpkins.
Behind Enemy Lines Chris is caught spying in his neighbor's pumpkin
patch. And, his way back over the fence is blocked! Will Chris' wife come
and rescue him, knowing she won't see him until the gardening season is over
Nowhere in Africa Plenty of report s and stories exist of pumpkins
being grown in Africa. But, can anyone find them?
Best Action Drama:
Talk to Her When Marco's pumpkin stops growing and goes dormant, he
begins to talk to her in hopes that the fruit will start growing again. After
all, everyone knows talking to your pumpkins is theraputic for the pumpkin
and the grower. Will his efforts be fruitful?
Unfaithful Edward and Connie Sumner have the perfect life growing
and tending to their pumpkin patch. But when Connie's chance encounter with
a handsome fellow stranger erupts into a full-blown love affair, will desire
become obsession? Will she be torn from the patch or remain faithful to her
The Pumpkin Hunter To save a very large pumpkin from poachers, Steve
and his wife Terri set out on a death defying journey through Australia's
Outback to save the pumpkin.
Best Comedy Film:
24 Hour Party People When the weighoffs, are over the The GPC members
kick back in a big way.
40 Days and 40 Nights Young Matt Sullivan breaks up with his girlfriend
and vows to spend the next 40 days and nights living in his pumpkin patch.
Then he meets Erica, who he just knows is the woman for man. He want to keep
his promise to his pumpkins, but.....
Big Trouble Comedic chaos follows the lives of a dedicated pumpkin
grower and his unhappy housewife when they attempt to extract a giant pumpkin
from the garden.
Best Documentary Short Subject:
Spellbound Ever wonder why giant pumpkin growing is so addicting?
This documentary unveils how once you grow 'em, your addicted for life `.
I'll Wait for the Next One A twenty-nine-year-old man makes an
unconventional attempt to grow a giant pumpkin. He is encouraged by the results
in his first attempt, and looks forward to next season.
Best Actor in a Leading Role:
Pumpkin Loaf in Formula 51. Pumpkin Loaf plays a master chemist and
genius behind formulating a "wonder" fertilizer.
Keanu Leaves in Sweet November. Keanu tries in vain to protect his
pumpkin plants from killing November frosts.
Best Actress in a Leading Role:
Nicole Kidman in "The Hours". Nicole puts on perhaps her best ever
performance, detailing the endless hours she spent nurturing her, errrr,
Penelope Pumpkins in "40 Days and 40 Nights" She'll do what it takes
to make sure her pumpkins are the biggest.
Best Horror Flick:
Catch Me If You Can Far atop a hill near Napa Valley, the annual giant
pumpkin weighoff is about to begin. Anticipation is running high as three
or four growers are bragging about bringing in a new world record. Suddenly,
an earthquake shakes the festival grounds. The giant pumpkins being to tumble
out of control towards the town in the valley below. Without trees or obstacles
in their way, can anything keep them from squashing the town?
The Sum of All Fears 27,000 varieties of insects. Where is the
insecticide? Will insecticides work against all those insects? This film
is a chilling portrayal of what could happen if insecticides fail and mass
destruction descend upon the planet.
Igby Goes Down Sadly, the title says it all.
Pumpkin Wars: Attack of the Clones Madman Marc is at it again. Only
this time, he is making an army of pumpkin clones to battle for the world
record. But now, he isn't stopping there. His diabolical plan is to have
his clones take the top ten prizes in every pumpkin weighoff in the world.
With great genetics, is any grower capable of stopping him andhis clones?
Signs Everything that farmer Graham Hess assumed about pumpkins is
changed when he discovers a message- - an intricate pattern of circles and
lines carved into his crop. As the shocking secrets of the circles is revealed,
it dramatically affects the lives and faiths of all pumpkin growers.
Best Romantic Film:
Life or Something Like It Lannie Kerrigan thinks her life is perfect....
until she falls in love with pumpkin growing. Lannie takes a hard look at
her life with the realization that tending "the patch" is what life is really
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