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2004 Cucurbita Oscars
The Oscar nominations are now in. Take a look at this year's candidates.
Send in your vote for Best Picture. Vote
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Orange, Shiny Cucurbitas Are Really
Lord of the Pumpkins: Return of the King In the final installment
of this spectacular trilogy, one seed is left from one of the top producing
giant pumpkins ever. And, you guessed it. The stellar genetics in this seed
results in the king of kings, producing a giant pumpkin of unbelievable weight.
Is it the seed from a 723 Bobier, an 846 Calia, or an offspring from a mere
Boat Trip Jerry decides to join his best friend Nick on a Tropical
boat cruise. Trouble begins the minute they climb the gangplank and board
the giant pumpkin, converted into a top of the line cruise ship. A
pumpkin boat you ask? It's been done
View from the Top Steve's giant pumpkin has broken the world record.
If history proves correct (as it has every years for over a decade), Steve
will be the reigning Pumpkin King for just one year.....
Best Action Drama:
Catch Me If You Can The taunt from Steve, the new world record holder,
becomes the rallying cry for all competitors heading towards the Fall weigh-offs.
The Hulk Emotionally stunted, a pumpkin plant gets hit by an experimental
ray in a freak accident.
Lara Croft Pumpkin Raider: The Cradle of Life When Lara uncovers an
ancient orange orb that is the map to finding seeds from a one ton pumpkin
species, the intrepid tomb raider travels the world in search of the tomb
where the seeds are buried.
Best Comedy Film:
What a Girl Wants The answer to the question this movie poses is obvious.
She wants big, round pumpkins! (he,he,he)
Anger Management After a misunderstanding at the local weigh-off escalates
out of control, normally mild mannered Dave is remanded to attend anger
Cheaper by the Dozen The movie explores a concept we all already know-
that the more pumpkins you grow, the happier you are.
Best Animated Movie:
Finding Nemo-todes The search for "Nemo", as they are fondly called,
takes on hilarious twists and turns out in the garden.
Best Documentary Short Subject:
21 Grams At last, in depth coverage of the tiniest of pumpkins.
Analyze That Puzzled by the soil sample test results from your Cooperative
Extension Service? Then this documentary is for you.
Best Actor in a Leading Role:
Bill Murray, PHD In the movie "Lost in Translation", a chemistry professor
is totally confused by a soil analysis report by his own college's CES. (he's
in good company)
Best Actress in a Leading Role:
Julia S. Quash Who could help but give a big "Mona Lisa Smile"
when you bring a record breaking giant green squash to the fall weighoffs.
Best Horror Flick:
2 Fast 2 Furious Pumped up by a serious over application of secret
fertilizers, a giant pumpkin grows faster than a speeding bullet. It soon
is the biggest pumpkin ever grown, and is still growing. But in the sudden
and shocking conclusion, it's uncontrolled growth results in a grower's worst
The Good Thief It's the biggest pumpkin weigh-off in the country.
Master grower Bob Lunker has a world record pumpkin. The only problem is
someone is bringing a pumpkin even bigger.
Jeepers Creepers 2 This time around, the pumpkin eating Squash Vine
Borers embark on a voracious feeding frenzy.
Cold Mountain A woman transforms into a pumpkin killing monster.
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